This Warning is for You

July 31, 2010

A little bit of randomly geeky fun. Consider this a wake up call.

“If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want?

“Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned… Tyler”

(The warning at the start of the Fight Club DVD.)

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4 Responses to “This Warning is for You”

  1. Woodsmoke on July 31st, 2010 4:15 pm

    Must be nine am in Sing… Wish I was back there.

  2. Woodsmoke on July 31st, 2010 4:24 pm

    And it took a month of not shopping before things turned around for me out there. So from right now, it’s another three weeks re-reading what I used to know so well at least!

  3. Bastian on July 31st, 2010 7:10 pm

    I can feel this. What does that tell me?

  4. Asian Rake David on August 5th, 2010 9:29 am

    Hey Woodsmoke, haha, good luck, man!

    Bastian, it’s a good sign ;-)

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